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Pope Demotivational Poster

“GO, SELL EVERYTHING YOU HAVE... - ...and give to the poor" (mark 10:21) I´m quite sure he could sell that golden throne at a very good price

TAGS: pope catholic religion atheist jesus
Rating: 4.6/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 2:05 am
Definitely more than enough to feed that entire land. Wait 'til the church is excavated.
Bandit5906 - April 2, 2012, 12:06 pm
Reminds me of the pittance Biden contributes yearly!
Iconoclast - June 29, 2011, 2:35 pm
Reminds me of the novel Shoes of the Fisherman. 5 Popemobiles for you.
Verdeckt - June 29, 2011, 7:22 am

THE EMPEROR OF CATHOLICISM - Finds your lack of faith disturbing

TAGS: pope emperor ratzinger palpatine
Rating: 4.14/5

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CrazyAlaskan - February 18, 2010, 1:38 pm
Ahahaha!!! perfect XD you get a 5 from me bro
Bartimaeus - November 5, 2009, 8:42 pm
Even if the comparison is a tad cliche, he breathed some new life into it...hard to do with those fossils. 5 force choking lions out of five.
Bartimaeus - November 5, 2009, 8:40 pm
The caption is pretty clever though.
Stickfodder - November 5, 2009, 7:28 pm
I think someone forgot their sarcasm tags.
agdaniele - May 8, 2009, 11:26 pm
Wow! Never seen that comparison before.

ROYAL GUARDS - Sometimes the similarities are just to obvious to ignore

TAGS: star wars pope emperor darth vader royal guards catholic
Rating: 4/5

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R.S.Jake - April 14, 2010, 2:56 pm
Duh! Din't you see episodes 2 and 3?
Me_ - April 14, 2010, 2:47 pm
So do the Sith like little boys?

POPE DARTH VADER - The power of the force compels you !

TAGS: pope darth vader force compels
Rating: 3.94/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 1, 2012, 6:36 pm
Has anyone else accepted Luke Skywalker as their personal savior?
Budog - April 6, 2012, 8:30 pm
It is the Pope of the Empire I believe...
Bolverk37782 - April 6, 2012, 10:47 am
Is that a Coptic or Greek Orthodox Pope??


TAGS: star wars pope
Rating: 4.25/5

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agdaniele - June 23, 2010, 8:31 pm
Good poster. A needle in your haystack.


TAGS: popeye kitty
Rating: 4.39/5

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Gramaticus - September 11, 2011, 4:51 pm
I've always thought it was "Strong to the finich!" I guess I never have been a good listener!
tellitlikeitis - May 13, 2011, 6:40 am
Very cute!
CleverUserName - May 13, 2011, 12:28 am
I'm Popeye the Sailor Cat -Mew Mew-

THE POPE - He's like a school hamster that gets replaced when the old one dies with the same name so the children won't cry.


TAGS: pope catholic religion
Rating: 3.27/5

COME TO THE DARK SIDE - We have cookies!!

TAGS: dark side pope
Rating: 4/5

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tellitlikeitis - August 9, 2011, 10:18 pm

ATHEISTS - We have superior spelling skills

TAGS: pope atheists
Rating: 3.4/5

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EvilGod - May 4, 2010, 9:26 am
@Bah Use a dictionary. I know believers prefer fictional books to knowledge but that is just ridiculous. Look up Atheist and agnostic. Stop implying there are similarities between believers and the rational when there are none.
Kimjira1 - February 5, 2010, 5:21 pm
Haha. Truth.
Bah - October 16, 2009, 3:46 am
...must be why you abuse science like a red headed step child. If I hear one more person say "I believe in science," I'll be forced to murder the lot of ya. Atheism is a faith. Agnosticism is the lack thereof.
Steph - April 17, 2009, 2:11 am
Psh! We're overall smarter ;]


TAGS: popeye sailor moon
Rating: 3.85/5

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Dairmid - December 28, 2010, 10:34 am
This is just wrong on so many levels, I don't even knowwhere to begin.

HELP ME, OBI-WAN - You're my only Pope.

TAGS: religion pope star wars jedi mattakunobaka okami
Rating: 3.68/5

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Onegin - July 31, 2015, 8:10 am
Very good.

THE SPACE POPE - Better Than Your Pope In Every Conceivable Way

YES YOUR HOLINESS - We most certainly are.

TAGS: pokerbrowneye pope rock
Rating: 2.43/5
thehattinninja - August 22, 2008, 4:37 pm
hells yeah


TAGS: alien predator pope
Rating: 2.21/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 15, 2012, 3:37 pm
Alien vs predator I've seen many of, same goes for the Pope and his actions... if you're going to make a poster about either (Let alone both) put effort into making it funny...



TAGS: water balloon fight colorful balloons being poped
Rating: 4.74/5

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Cheesefrog1 - June 3, 2012, 10:24 pm
funny i like to boil mine
Hawamleh - June 2, 2012, 5:22 am
Missed ya ya crazy commie !
the1stCOMMI3 - June 1, 2012, 9:49 pm
not exactly, i landed a semiannual cruise internship, and now since im off, i pop in from time to time. Good to be back though.
caveman - June 1, 2012, 9:05 pm
commie's back commie's back commie's back commie's back commie's back commie's back commie's back commie's back
TheOne - June 1, 2012, 1:02 pm
5 frostbite bruises.

POPE STEPS DOWN - Men and Women are Shocked! Boys Say That They're "Touched."

TAGS: pope benedict steps down catholic
Rating: 3.56/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 13, 2013, 2:48 pm
ughomer - February 11, 2013, 9:32 pm
Forbidden fruits create many jams. 5L
GaryO - February 11, 2013, 7:26 pm
First laugh of the night. 5L, cynic

BEGONE, HERETIC! - Speak, who sent you?! Judah? Buddah? Hitlah? Or that Martian alien Lady Gaga?!

POPE PALPATINE - Something something something Dark Side. Something something something Vatican...

TAGS: pope palpatine star wars
Rating: 2.36/5

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agdaniele - June 6, 2009, 11:24 pm
Ripoff from Family Guy.


TOO MUCH BEER - And no toilets around..D'OH!

TAGS: pope toilet beer
Rating: 3.86/5

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KoU - December 28, 2011, 1:23 pm
Ahahahaha nice!

POPEYE - All those years of eating genetically engineered spinach finally caught up

TAGS: popeye
Rating: 3.73/5

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HEY BRO, - Five up top.

CATHOLIC TEST - If you see the Pope first, you are SO Catholic

OLIVE OYL - Bluto and Popeye beat the crap out of each other over HER?

TAGS: popeye olive
Rating: 4.8/5

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Reality Lord - November 17, 2012, 6:44 pm

it was a one horse town


TAGS: jesus vatican pope funny religion
Rating: 4.18/5

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ReligiousWar - September 24, 2012, 5:16 am
And the pope withdraws...
AcidRain - May 21, 2012, 12:49 pm
The Punisher will take of them too.
Zetmonk - May 21, 2012, 6:57 am
But does he do backups?
Verdeckt - May 19, 2012, 1:33 am
*cough* Where the Pun Is *cough*


YOUR FEEBLE SKILLS - ...are no match for the power of the Dark Side

GERMAN POPES - It's the Brezel that rules their mind!



TUMORS - I'm immune to them

checkmate atheists -

TAGS: pope
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

GaryO - October 2, 2015, 10:34 pm
Luv a trifecta by the Lord. 5s for the last three (this one should have more)
Greeny - October 2, 2015, 7:12 pm


TAGS: popemobile excommunication ejection smokescreen
Rating: 4.61/5

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Reality Lord - August 26, 2010, 7:45 am

nice 1



HELL - I'm surprised you can spell THAT.

TAGS: pope bible god jesus christianity fake not real fiction
Rating: 2.44/5

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Akyoyo - July 28, 2009, 1:06 am
You're not only preaching to the choir, KFD, you're trying to ask the "La la la la I can't hear you" army a question involving LOGIC. You might as well try and tell the sky to be purple.
Kung-Fu Devil - September 4, 2008, 8:15 pm
Question... How am I going somewhere that doesn't exist?

RAWDOG - Of this, the Pope doth not approve.

MASTURBATION - Guess who did it with both hands...

TAGS: masturbation both hands popeye
Rating: 3.62/5

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Ding - January 21, 2011, 7:23 am
Join the Navy... Feel a man..
jackripper - August 31, 2010, 11:43 am
19 years in the Navy here, and i loved it. my family wonders why my right forearm is bigger then my left
culos - May 25, 2010, 4:23 am
And do you think it's a coincidence Jizz-juice is called Seamen???? Go figure!
agdaniele - May 25, 2010, 3:00 am
How selfish and single-minded are you if mocking masturbation disrespects the navy? Like Seamen are the only ones who do it? Wake up and smell the lotion!
Bob D. Sailor - May 25, 2010, 2:34 am
Not only did you ruin a classic icon but you're disrespecting the U.S. NAVY. 1L from me, take it and like it.
Bob D. Sailor - May 25, 2010, 2:34 am
Not only did you ruin a classic icon but you're disrespecting the U.S. NAVY. 1L from me, take it and like it.
deadraisin - May 24, 2010, 2:27 pm
Either that or he was an ambidextrous bowler, 5L.
Feasibly - May 24, 2010, 2:17 pm
Morning Wood? 5 shiver me timbers ;)
Faceplant31 - May 24, 2010, 1:59 pm
I ror'd. 5large forearms


TAGS: life time human nature need religion atheism pope spiritual joke fake logo mark twain quote
Rating: 3.38/5

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Chateaux - August 18, 2009, 9:03 am
Ed-Hyde - August 18, 2009, 7:47 am
Absolutely Amsome!


BLASPHEMY - The pope don't play that shit. You Dig?

TAGS: the pope
Rating: 2.63/5

DON'T MAKE ME - tell you again Father Murphy... I want the spaghetti-os with meatballs! The ones with wieners will freak everyone out right now.

TAGS: the pope is a bad dude and infallible
Rating: 4.25/5

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spacedog - March 26, 2010, 6:07 pm
Nice one.
CANADA - March 26, 2010, 5:58 pm


TAGS: pope ipad iped catholicism cult
Rating: 4.08/5

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caveman - June 20, 2012, 6:06 am
Hahaha...took me a while but i finally got it
robbidos - June 19, 2012, 1:35 am
hehe 5 giggling atheists
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 18, 2012, 10:41 pm
Nasty...Please post to religifake.
LeightonESmith - June 18, 2012, 4:57 pm
I'm probably getting down voted by angry Catholics. Good.
spypengen - June 18, 2012, 4:53 pm


TAGS: pokemon day they say this cat pope is a bad mother shut your mouth im talkin bout the pope then we can dig it
Rating: 3.84/5

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sickartist - January 3, 2010, 6:35 pm
Who's the cat that won't cop out When there's danger all about? I sear I punched 5L but it only shows 4


CALLING - Need not come just once... Need not come from the almighty at all times... But somehow comes exactly when you are sleeping...

PORTAPOTTIES - Someone always has to leave shit on the seat dont they?

TAGS: pope shit portapotty
Rating: 3.25/5

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AdmiralAckbar - September 16, 2010, 10:49 pm
AdmiralAckbar - September 16, 2010, 10:48 pm
if he is so close oden why is he worried about getting%.
Derek - September 16, 2010, 5:54 pm
Faceplant31 - September 16, 2010, 5:53 pm
WOW! 5L. good start regal90

THE PERFECT GIFT - You bought me alter boys haven't you ?

POPEYE - You're doin' it wrong.

QUIET, QUIET... - My lineman can't hear the snap count...

TAGS: pope football nfl quarterback fail owned
Rating: 2.29/5

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agdaniele - June 5, 2009, 8:32 pm
I can't BELIEVE the Cardinals traded him.

HELL - Poker with the Devil and God every Saturday...

TAGS: hell pope poker
Rating: 2.12/5

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vALEntin3 - December 8, 2011, 4:45 pm
"YOUR" because some people own everything

ANTI-BOMB SUIT - When you are pope they are made of gold.

GUN CONTROL - The pope has one so why shouldn't I?

TAGS: control pope celecrity gun
Rating: 1.96/5

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xxx - January 3, 2009, 10:22 am
or little boys... *cough*
Sean - December 26, 2008, 8:12 pm
Would probably work on vampires.
Raggdoll - December 26, 2008, 6:25 pm
This gun would be fucken great!
Tube Steak - September 27, 2008, 6:39 pm

WHAT AM I? - I is disgustipated


I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE THE POPE - you have to ring like anybody else

Religious Debate -

TAGS: rerun pope benedict miss priss
Rating: 4.75/5

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GaryO - July 23, 2013, 7:05 am
Hey Ism, it’s a huge compliment for you to use that scene. I’ve recvd PMs from some profound creators asking permission. Nary a problem. Thank you for using it. Aaand for using rerun’s turned face, turning it forward at the punch line.
5150monkeylove - July 23, 2013, 6:18 am
p.s.---my answer was not verified as an actual fact. But isn't that what the religious understand?
5150monkeylove - July 23, 2013, 6:14 am
The key is the natural speed of each species specific digestive process... 5L from someone who normally avoids that discussion altogether.
Ism - July 23, 2013, 5:55 am
P.S. Greatful to everyone for being good sports about all my posters lately... I knew everyone had a good sense of humor at Motifake & I have been a fan of Everyone here before I decided to Post myself.. Its like a Close Family.. Thx for the Encouragement
Ism - July 23, 2013, 5:40 am
Thx everyone... just glad you'll enjoyed it... hope you don't mind me using the Format GaryO your wrestler poster gave me the Idea of how best to tell this Joke
MissPriss - July 23, 2013, 12:22 am
Ism...you expect anyone to really believe that? Rerun in an airport bar? Bahaha!
BobbEdwards - July 22, 2013, 9:53 pm
Luv it luv it luv it. This should be on Religifake, if it isn't already.
GaryO - July 22, 2013, 8:55 pm
HAH! Nice bar scene, Ism! 5L
rerun - July 22, 2013, 8:32 pm


Rerun is Old -

TAGS: pope reran water wine caberbet
Rating: 4.56/5

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Ism - June 6, 2014, 2:00 am
ty... you are to kind
GaryO - June 4, 2014, 8:44 pm
Hey Ism, yer gettin' good at this. Nice popedge!
rerun - June 4, 2014, 7:21 pm

Imagine that, me having a drink with the Pope of Robert D.


TAGS: pope religion god
Rating: 4.22/5

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mariand - February 12, 2013, 3:08 pm
It's a blasphemy if I LOL'd?... anyway, is too late...hehehe

HOLY CRAP - Oh 'scusey Cardinals. That Wing Of the Vatican is SO closed!

PROGRESS - Pope Benedict sends his message on a tablet. Moses needed two.

TAGS: pope benedict twitter
Rating: 3.89/5

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rerun - December 13, 2012, 9:02 pm

post this to religifake

SPINACH - The literal can of whoop ass

THE POPE - And now for a reading from the book of tax law. And God said, "Your government shall tax you", and it was done. Bush said, "Let me waste your taxes on war and foolishness", and it was done.


TAGS: pope
Rating: 2.25/5

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PIETY - Make sure you don't follow the wrong guy. Sometimes they cry out in pain as you masturbate to child porn.

TAGS: pope eye beams lazer
Rating: 2.22/5

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Bulgy McPackage - July 9, 2008, 6:58 pm
Awesome. love the manga style head graphic, too.

HEIL - Because the POPE was in the SS...

TAGS: pope ss
Rating: 2.15/5

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bill - October 24, 2009, 1:02 pm
i want in on that poker game

THE POPE - He is definitely hiding a secret pair of horns

POPEYE - This guy is an addict

Replenishment -

TAGS: pope children blood replenish suffer
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - February 18, 2016, 6:27 pm
I'll bet this is the reason he "retired". He looks so much like Emperor Palpitane!
CloudchaserS - February 18, 2016, 11:19 am
Yep, that Ghost :-)
JesusWept - February 18, 2016, 8:55 am
Thanks DjeeOwe ;)
GaryO - February 18, 2016, 8:29 am
Why is h.o.t. censored, why is s.k.i.r.t. censored...why? Because Motifake is s-o-o-o-o CENSORIFIC!, that’s why..except for ‘tit’...it's special
GaryO - February 18, 2016, 8:23 am
sick enough for me to like it...good job JayDub
JesusWept - February 18, 2016, 6:50 am
You mean from the band Ghost? Yeah...that's a thought LOL
Cloudy - February 18, 2016, 6:11 am
OK, why is p-h-o-t-o censored? Anyone?
Cloudy - February 18, 2016, 6:11 am
A photo of children and Papa Emeritus III would also work
JesusWept - February 18, 2016, 1:57 am
Thanks :)
lgvernon - February 18, 2016, 1:55 am

Gahhhhhhh. Up vote for the total freak out.

crusing down the street in my '64 -

TAGS: pope straight outta rome
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - October 17, 2015, 1:37 am
Luuuv this, TJ! 5 L!
GaryO - September 30, 2015, 8:38 am
‘Crusing’, That’d be cruising while cussing...I like it. 5L
Reality Lord - September 29, 2015, 11:07 am

and the spelling nazis say wut?

Francis, The Great and Powerful -

TAGS: pope oz francis dorothy dreams
Rating: 5/5

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Pushkin - September 13, 2016, 5:20 am
Thank you so much. I'm glad you enjoyed it.
Pushkin - September 13, 2016, 5:19 am
Thank you so much. I'm glad you enjoyed it.
Silverheart - September 12, 2016, 5:49 am

Terrible pun. Love it!

The Holy Mile -

MC Pope Francis -

The best -

Jocularity -

TAGS: pope prez ha ha
Rating: 4.5/5

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Bandit5906 - September 27, 2015, 10:50 am
And the answer is?

just the tip -